PENIS CONTROVERSY PAGE

These guys from Comedy Construction rock out with their cocks out, and like to do things to to their penises! All junk aside, they submitted to our program, and they are amazingly funny and very nice too.
This video, was the infamous penis mousetrap video, with a dick over the dick, but the original copy played without the gratuitous appearance of Dick Cheney. This played for two weeks and then a month went by, and ended up on the news. This town sure does like drama! Especially a few people that live here, lovin' the drama. This place is better than Days of Our Lives. A woman, flipped out 1 month later, and a man, 1 month later, with all kinds of outrageous claims to try and shut down access channel-- to inventing a censorship board to censor all programs by me before air. No proof of complaints were ever shown to me, and not only that, but a month later it's on FOX. See what I mean about the news reporting stuff? They said we had no comment and could not be located. Too bad they didn't look and call the dudeular hotline which is all over youtube, and stuff. Anyway, enjoy the controversy. It's always been controversial!

Oh, more clips.... outtakes and stuff

MORE SOCIAL VALUE

Now, with more social value, and less bullshit!
For quite some time, we featured other people's work on our program. Public access is good like that, and has no commercials!
NO BRAINWASHING!
MORE SOCIAL VALUE!
Seriously.

2 OF TWENTY

We were very interested in the people's politics, and just to find out what people really thought. This was before Obama was elected for president... So now look in the end of 2009, all the 'change' we got! Oh, my. Only two of every twenty people even know or care about what's going on their government. That's what we found out. It's a very good wake up call. Kind of boring, but now that I see it again, wow.

FRENCH FILM

We actually had our show on a premium channel, at about 2 and 3 AM, and as we found out, we couldn't say any naughty words. That's really not the point of the video. This video is about leaving on a train to go have a hot threesome with a hot guy, out of town, so nobody will find out. I think that's the point here. Would you if you could? I bet. That's why sites like Ashley Madison exist. Hehe.


NO, we didn't and definitely not with the guy in the video, but they do say it's the thought that counts, so c'est la vie!

DICK'S SPORTING GOODS

There is no explanation needed. Just sit back, and have a mint.

When the news starts reporting about lack of underwear

they obviously need some real news. Let's give them some!

The Art of Deviancy

Here's a video that I did with Traci Ballard for her school project for college.
It's a thesis on the objectification of women and children in society. Her art, as well as photos of her and the both of us appear in this film. Everything from being to thin -- to being treated like a piece of meat,-- and of course abused and killed.

Consequently, when trying to show this on the Public Access channel to speak out on these types of activities, I was actually called into the police station for 'child pornography'. Oh, and by the way, the site we took the 'questionable' photos from is still up and running. It's totally insane how this can happen. This instance did not discourage me from making programs.


Do not watch if you are sensitive to these issues.

MORE PHONE FUN

But, that's not all. We did also have a few other sponsors, who then decided they were too embarrassed by us to allow us to have our programs with them on line. Unfortunately. Which is too bad, but that's life! We've had Bridget the Midget, SPAZ from WAAF, and lots of other people too.

Love You Deserve

A great love song, dedicated to the Dudeulars. Gee, isn't that nice? Doesn't everyone need more love?

Coyne Consulting Group

This was another great sponsor for us back in the beginning. It was a difficult thing to get people to come on our wild show! Yeah, well now that's commonplace, and wild shows are really the thing in this day and age! Get ready for the Coyne Consulting Group...

KooKoo for Cocoa Puffs

Seriously. Back in the day, with the Black Eyed Peas. Nobody knows what the hell they're talking about, still. We just didn't get it, and apparently nobody else did either. The Black Eyed Peas did very well, however. Good for them.

The Sounds of the 70's

You ever see those ridiculous Time Life infomercials? Well, here's our take on that.
Ours are more fun.
:)

Carter Smith's Shibori

Occasionally we'd have sponsors for our program, and here's a really great one. Carter Smith is awesome, his designs are world known. It was really awesome, and it's too bad we couldn't get more sponsors, or else we would've had more cool artists on~
His clothes are really beautiful, so check em out!

Radiotron_36 Fear No Evil

I made this for Radiotron_36. It's such a good song. This was uploaded in 2007. Unfortunately, the war against terror is still in high swing. Still in Iraq. Still in Afghanistan... spend spend spend. Anyway, here's the video.

Sexy Breakfast, Heatin' Things up in the Kitchen

Here we go again. In the kitchen.... we actually needed to make breakfast, so we made a show out of it. Might as well show people how to make a yummy breakfast. Really great show. And the breakfast was good too. Too bad there aren't more cooking shows like this, cause more people might want to cook...and yes, we're totally ridiculous. We know, and thanks! This is one of the points where we started getting in trouble for stuff, like penises, and being female. This accidentally played at 10 AM one weekend instead of 11 PM, so the residents had a nice wake up show. OH, and our brand of cereal, COCK FLAKES is also in here too. MMM. Here's to healthy eating!

The Art of Kissing

Just because I felt like it.

Crumpets, Tea, and Booty

Wow. Ok, well back to the crumpet thing. We ate a bunch of crumpets, pretended we were English, did some teabagging, and put on granny panties, shook our asses, and we got really, really corny. The girl that called us at the end of the show thought we were corny.. we were..

Tunnelvision

I hate tunnels, especially this one, leaving BOSTON, going home. I would use this as a filler in the show.

Phone Fun

We had this hotline, and so people would call up, and we'd play the messages. Seriously, they're all real, just LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE, seriously. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.



Huge spanking theme going. The guys in Massachusetts are KINKY, for real.



Seriously. Just listen to the whole thing.

Detachable Penis

Fun with a green screen, and King Missle. Oh, and a giant penis costume. This is truly the joy of PUBLIC ACCESS TELEVISION. Because you can just do stuff, whatever you want. And it's fun. Now, you can watch two versions. One on GOOGLE, the way it was intended, or the YOUTUBE version who is copyright happy. Actually they're both quite amusing and the audio swap on YOUTUBE is just downright hilarious. It might even be funnier.




GOOGLE VERSION




YOUTUBE AUDIOSWAP VERSION



and where did they find a song to fit this video, who decides stuff like that at YOUTUBE anyway?

Tea and Crumpets

We wanted to eat crumpets from Trader Joe's. And I had a conversation with a friend about eating crumpets from Trader Joe's and we could actually make a whole show about it. We did. Yes, it's pointless, but delicious, and fun. And dressing up in wigs and stuff was pretty hilarious too.

The Masturbateathon

Just a video I did with Robert Lawrence about the Masturbateathon, held every May. It's clear that, on the net the number one reason why people come (no pun intended) online is for sex. Or something to do with sex. Really. This video is watched constantly all over the world, so have fun watching! Don't forget to look up that great center here http://sexandculture.org/pages/library.htm

Shopping

Let's just get in a carriage, and see what happens.

One of my favorites

Just totally random, but not. Penis tennis is a mix of Martha Stewart, and tennis. Not June Cleaver's Kitchen, but instead, the Dudeular's! I believe this was at the height of Martha's fame, and also, when women tennis players were told not to grunt... due to the horny male fans out in the audience. Short skirts, grunting, who knew? As soon as people noticed the penises in the video, we were asked to remove the program from Ch 3. Charter. Aside from that, it played for 6 months before anyone really noticed. Weed smoking is fine, but penises are not! Go figure!

The reason I started this blog, is to keep track

I'm totally losing track of how many videos, and where they are, out there in a sea of internet! Once you put them up, they go everywhere! And people want to know what we were thinking about while doing the show. What's our motive? Well, I could leave a little explanation about each one by each video... how's that?

Each show has it's own feel

No set format, no certain music, just whatever we wanted to do that day. No scripts, no nothing! Just have at it. And I do say, that it was really fun. A lot of fun. Usually our viewers would have something to say to us too, and so we set up a number for them to call in and leave comments. Oh boy, they did.

Dudeular Connection Is

A show that started on public access about 5 years or so ago now. My friend and I thought it'd be a good idea to have our own show, so we did. There are a lot of them that have not been put online, but here are those that are for your viewing pleasure.